Welcome to Konnor's Corner, as i'm the cheeky member of the family I have put together a few cat and dog jokes I found funny, hopefully they'll make you and your owners laugh!
Q: What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
A: A collie-flower!
Q: What is the dog's favourite city?
A: New Yorkie!
Q: What's the only kind of dog you can eat?
A: A hot dog.
Q: What goes "woof, woof, tick, tick?"
A: A watchdog.
Q: Why don't dogs make good dancers?
A: Because they have two left feet.
Q: What happened to the dog that ate nothing but garlic?
A: His bark was much worse than his bite.
Q: What do you get if you cross a jelly with a sheep dog?
Q: How do you stop a dog smelling?
A: Put a clothes peg on its nose!
Q: Did you hear about the cat who drank 5 bowls of water?
A: He set a new lap record.
Q: Why don't cats play poker in the jungle?
A: Too many cheetahs.
Q: What is a cat's favourite song?
A: Three Blind Mice.
Q: What is a cat's favourite colour?
Q: What does a cat like to eat on a hot day?
A: A mice cream cone.
Q: What is a cat's favourite subject in school?
Q: What do cats like to eat for breakfast?
A: Mice Krispies.
Q: What is a cat's favourite movie?
A: The Sound of Mewsic.
If you have any jokes you find funny contact us to let us know so we can add more to make people smile !